Silly murder and jizz
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Lucid Intent? No
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1. I am trying to kill this guy. We're outdoors in a dusty Western town straight outta the movies. It's kinda ridiculous. All I'm armed with is a blowtorch... but no flame. So I keep injecting gas under his shirt whenever i get a chance. (*I wake up, and go back to sleep). i am emerging into the same dream, except this time I grab a lit cigarette from a passerby and toss it at the gassy shirt guy. Kaboom!
2. I am kneeling, about to clean a porcelain bathtub. I discover that my brother has been there and must have been masturbating: he's left great globs of jizz on it. Yuck! So I grab some kind of gluish paste and start daubing it on the other side of the tub like I'm finger painting. It looks like more jizz.
My brother's boyfriend calls out, "Hey, I hope you're going to clean that up." I answer, "Yeah, and who's going to pay me to?"
