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Trump Stole My Burger

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Saturday, June 18 2016

Donald Trump stole my meal at McD. I asked Sofia Vergara, the manager, to review security tapes that were... MYSTERIOUSLY DELETED. Got into an argument with Trump about this. Friends got in the way and he shot them. He was going for me too, but I tricked him into thinking I'd be his slave to spare my life. Pretended I had to use the bathroom and escaped. Transformed into a dog from Lady & the Tramp and ran away. Ran through snow and bathed in skunk scent to avoid Trump's se

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Kitty Needed More Room To Exercise

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Wednesday, April 13 2016

I found myself in my childhood home with my cat, Pikachu. I could tell his health was failing, and apparently I'd just learned that it was because he wasn't getting enough exercise. Or he was understimulated at home all day. So I remembered how much he liked to look out of the windows, and how he loved sneaking onto the back porch. Even though I wasn't fully aware that I was dreaming, my perception was a mix of that childhood setting and the present real-w

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In Love with Trump?!

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Friday, April 1 2016

I found myself in a meeting hall where a Donald Trump rally was being held. I realized I had arrived a little early, and that my boyfriend wouldn't be there yet. Instead of waiting for him, oddly, I went ahead and found a seat. Even more odd was that I decided to sit on stage with Trump. I took the chair next to him and calmly chatted as if we were old friends. I briefly worried about the fact that I was in my PJs, but decided it didn't matter because Trump and I were so close. After

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Tobuscus & Impending Terrorist Attack

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Saturday, March 26 2016

I found myself sitting in a room with a group of friends. Tobuscus, aka, Toby Turner was among our group. I believe I was aware of his (real-life) status as a YouTuber, but also recognized him as one of the gang. I remember being particularly surprised at how much we were getting along and how I enjoyed his company. For an unknown reason, I exited the room where my friends were gathered, walked down a hall and stepped outside. This building was situated on a hill or near the edge of a de

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Rude Teens, Earthquake, & Elephants @ YMCA

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Monday, March 21 2016

My boyfriend J and I had been looking around for a new fitness center. We decided to try the new YMCA location in town, even though it was on the top floor of a high school. Even stranger, we had to literally walk through student areas to reach that top floor. We walked past a group of teen guys who had just gotten out of PE class. I remember thinking that they were being particularly rowdy, and I was hoping they wouldn't bother us. Even though it was a really awkward

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This Night Club had a Help Desk and a McDonald's

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Friday, March 4 2016

My boyfriend (J) and I arrived at the club SUPER early. I remember checking the time when we arrived. Exactly 9:43PM. I was thinking to myself as we walked in how absurdly early it was. Like who the hell comes to the club at this hour? But even though it was early, there were still plenty of people there. I could see my friend D in the back, in the crowd near a stage of some sort. But before I could say “hello” or anything, I realized that J and I had to go to the club's IT Help

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Old Lady Trained Me for Olympics

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Thursday, March 3 2016

I realized I was being trained by an older woman for the Olympics. I doubt I spoke English, and I don't think she spoke whatever language I spoke. We were in the middle of an airport terminal, and she was training me for a running event. She guided me to this machine that looks like a mix between the typical airport moving sidewalks and a lap pool, with a gradual decline towards the middle. I reckon it was harder to walk in the middle because of the deeper water?&

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Lotion Bottle Girl Drowned in Her Own Lotion

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Sunday, February 7 2016

I had just moved into my dorm for second or third year. It's a small school, so I noticed a girl I didn't recognize from before. Even though we were strangers, she spoke to me casually and made some kind of remark that seemed a lot like she was hitting on me. I remember telling her that I wasn't interested, and that I had a boyfriend. She persisted and we ended up arguing and full out fist-fighting. I've never been in a fight in real life, but somehow I overpowered this girl and

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Baba Ghanoush Babadook

Monday, December 7 2015

I'm not sure whether this was completely a dream, sleep paralysis, or a combination of the two. I remember waking up in the middle of the night/early morning and word "baba ghanoush" came to mind. I had heard the term before, but honestly had no clue what it was. I even questioned myself, "What the heck are you thinking about that for? That's random." And as that thought ran through my head, I heard a voice from behind my closed bedroom door. It said "Hey

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