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My penis falls out of my shorts in a bar

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Sunday, August 20 2017

I was in a bar with Michael A. He ordered a beer, and I ordered a gibson up. The bartender laughed at me. I shrugged. I thought she laughed because it was an old person's drink. I looked at Michael and said, "I was born in 1920." We laughed. A woman was sitting next to me. I had my legs spread open a little. Somehow my penis was sticking out of the leg of my shorts. I noticed this, and I think the woman might have too. I was embarrassed and quickly adjusted to fix it. I talke

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Santa's bells in the stars; not Zack's car

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Thursday, June 22 2017

I was in a bar with Zack. We were getting ready to leave. On the TV was a college swimming competition. I told Zack that I was in this but that we didn't have to see it. We looked at the screen and saw a woman getting ready for a race. In the background was me. I had on goggles. My hair was a little long and messy. I wondered if I would go faster if I had a shaved head. I also thought I should exercise more. We left the bar and went outside. We were in a courtyard with the bar on one side

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In a bar

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Tuesday, April 11 2017

I was in a bar with Jeff, Jill and maybe Doug. We were ordering drinks. I ordered bourbon. They said, "Wild Turkey?" I said, "Uh, how about whiskey?" They gave me Wild Turkey in a tall shot glass filled with ice. I sipped at it. It was only OK but not as good as the bourbon I normally drink. We went to an outdoor seating area and stood around talking. There were a lot of students there. On the wall was a set of eight to 10 outlets. They all had labels. People were charging

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Dry soap gets lather in my hair

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Monday, February 6 2017

I was in a bar. I had just come in from outside. A bartender walked in from behind me. In front of me was a small table and on it a black cube. The bartender grabbed the cube and rubbed it on his hands, which formed a lather. I realized it was soap. I felt the need to wash my hands since I was just outside and wanted a drink. This soap didn't need water; you just rubbed it. I lathered up my hands but didn't know what to do with them. I rubbed one hand on the left side of my head. My h

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Daniel, Blaise, Zack and I try to explode caps in a bar

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Tuesday, April 12 2016

Zack, Daniel, Blaise and I were in an arcade bar. I put a quarter in a machine that looked like a table but had a coin slot. I got a lot of caps back (the type for a cap gun). The roll must have been 10 feet long. We used to play with them as kids. I put some on the table. I had fingernail clippers and used the smooth end to run over the caps and make them explode. I hit them with it and ran it over them quickly. I asked my friends if they remembered doing this as kids. I remembered hitting a

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Riding bikes; Marc's excited about a Shanty bar

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Thursday, April 7 2016

My co-worker Marc and I were riding bikes through Phoenix. The area wasn't familiar, but somehow I knew it was Phoenix. Cars were passing us. We had to turn left at an intersection, so we got in the middle lanes. The light was green, so we went through it. Somehow I missed the turn and went wide right. There was another road there (it must have been a five-way intersection), but it was blocked. I weaved through the barrels and made my way back to the road I was supposed to be on. I sta

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A rooftop bar under construction

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Saturday, December 19 2015

I was inside a newly renovated building in downtown Phoenix. The lobby looked sleek and new and had polished granite walls. I went to the elevators to go to the rooftop bar. I pushed the button. One elevator opened, and I saw Curtis D. and his wife inside. I ducked out of the way. For some reason I didn't want them to see me. The doors opened on the elevator next to them, and I stepped inside. I pressed the "close doors" button. I saw them stand in front of my elevator just as t

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Meeting friends downtown

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Friday, May 8 2015

I was in a city's downtown. I think it was Phoenix, but it was different than the actual area. It was night. I walked past a bar and into the heart of downtown. I didn't have a specific place I was going. I ran into my friends Brittani and Hilary. Brittani was with her husband. We hugged and caught up a little. Running into them changed my plans, and I turned around to hang out with them. Then I saw Meghan, and she joined us. We walked into a bar, but only to walk through it. Just

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Shrink pill

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Wednesday, April 29 2015

I was in a bar with a friend and strangers. A man and woman were telling me about a pill they take that shrinks anything. The woman said that if you swallowed a button, the pill would shrink it so it was practically invisible.    I thought that was absurd. I said you could just pass it. It would go through your digestive system. The man and woman thought that was crazy. The man said the pill worked on anything. He even was able to shrink his penis so it was almost invisible. 

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Heath is a bartender

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Saturday, February 7 2015

I was outside a small building in an unfamiliar place. I stepped inside and saw that it was a bar. It was dark inside. I stepped up to the bar and sat down. My former co-worker Heath was behind the bar. He asked if I wanted a beer. I nodded. He asked what kind. I said whatever's good. He set a glass down and grabbed a bottle. But the bottle was open and mostly empty. He wanted to give me what he was drinking but grabbed his bottle. He grabbed another bottle. They were brand names I had no

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