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My penis falls out of my shorts in a bar

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Sunday, August 20 2017

I was in a bar with Michael A. He ordered a beer, and I ordered a gibson up. The bartender laughed at me. I shrugged. I thought she laughed because it was an old person's drink. I looked at Michael and said, "I was born in 1920." We laughed. A woman was sitting next to me. I had my legs spread open a little. Somehow my penis was sticking out of the leg of my shorts. I noticed this, and I think the woman might have too. I was embarrassed and quickly adjusted to fix it. I talke

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Bourbon for the team and old people

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Thursday, July 27 2017

Meghan Y., Tim Vines and I were chaperones of a college football team. We were traveling in some kind of vehicle, possibly the bed of a pickup. We were sitting there trying to think of something to do. I said I have booze we can drink. I had a small bottle of bourbon. I said, "Who likes bourbon?" Most people raised their hands. I poured Meghan and Tim Vines some. He didn't really like it but drank it anyway. We were finding glasses and mugs to drink out of. I asked the students

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In a bar

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Tuesday, April 11 2017

I was in a bar with Jeff, Jill and maybe Doug. We were ordering drinks. I ordered bourbon. They said, "Wild Turkey?" I said, "Uh, how about whiskey?" They gave me Wild Turkey in a tall shot glass filled with ice. I sipped at it. It was only OK but not as good as the bourbon I normally drink. We went to an outdoor seating area and stood around talking. There were a lot of students there. On the wall was a set of eight to 10 outlets. They all had labels. People were charging

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Fake New Year's in a classroom

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Sunday, January 3 2016

I was in a classroom with some former co-workers from Florida. It was set up like my science classes in high school: long, tall, black desks in rows instead of the smaller individual desks. But there were no sinks or gas outlets on the desks. We each had an iPad and a Champagne glass in front of us. The glass was upside down and cold. The teacher (I don't know who this woman was) told us not to touch either of them. She left the room, so I got on the iPad and pulled up Facebook. I wanted

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Little girl drinks whiskey

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Thursday, July 9 2015

I was in an unfamiliar room with a friend. The sun was setting, and no lights were on, so it was getting dark. There was a little girl, maybe around 6 years old, in the room. I don't know if she was my friend's daughter or sister. I don't remember who the friend was. I had to leave, but the girl didn't want me to go. She was getting ready for bed. She told me to stay. I said I couldn't because I had to go back to my home. She sat down and took out a bottle of Jack Daniel&#

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Co-worker's funeral

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Friday, July 3 2015

I was at a funeral for a co-worker, Tom, the photo editor. There was a line for signing in and requesting a drink.   I was in line with a couple of people I met at ACES. When I got to the front of the line, I looked over the sign-in sheets. People wrote down one of two names, their name and their drink. I wrote down the co-worker's name but did it wrong somehow. I had to write something else, so I scribbled it out. I made a comment about my terrible handwriting even though it wasn

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A bar in a sorority

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Tuesday, December 9 2014

Tim R. and his wife, Etienne, were with me. We entered a large mansion that was a sorority. It was the morning, and no one was around. We walked into the foyer and gawked at how large and beautiful it was. We walked into another room. Tim turned left and stepped on what appeared to be stairs. But when I looked at them, they were just two benches on different levels. They were against the wall. We all thought they were stairs at first. Etienne told him to get down. I looked for stairs. I saw s

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Detour to a coffee shop

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Tuesday, May 6 2014

I was driving to work, though it was in an unfamiliar neighborhood and to a job that isn't my current job. The road ahead was closed, so I turned left and took the next right. But the right turn was a dead end. I drove on a large, black speed bump and saw the "dead end" sign, so before I drove all the way over the bump, I reversed and drove back. I took the next street. I wanted to take the first right, but I figured that would lead to the closed road. I kept driving. Then I saw a coffee shop a

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Going up the hill

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Monday, November 28 2011

I was walking up the hill in Kayenta. It was much longer than the actual hill. The high school was having cross country practice, and a few runners passed me. There was a table set up just to the left of the path. A young woman sat at it with three or four small glasses in front of her. Each had a liquid with a different color in it. She was told they were alcohol. She didn't want to drink them because she said one would get her drunk. I passed that table. About 10 feet beyond that was another

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Drinking in church

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Thursday, April 5 2007

I was at church in Kayenta, and the sermon was about how bad it was to get drunk. To prove the point, everyone had to get drunk in church. They passed out alcohol before they passed out the collection plate. The first round of drinks was tall shots of tequila colored with food coloring. I had a shot but decided to pass up the rest. Everyone else kept drinking. They even gave alcohol to the children so they'd never want to drink again. All sorts of drinks went around -- hard liquor, bee

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