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My penis falls out of my shorts in a bar

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Sunday, August 20 2017

I was in a bar with Michael A. He ordered a beer, and I ordered a gibson up. The bartender laughed at me. I shrugged. I thought she laughed because it was an old person's drink. I looked at Michael and said, "I was born in 1920." We laughed. A woman was sitting next to me. I had my legs spread open a little. Somehow my penis was sticking out of the leg of my shorts. I noticed this, and I think the woman might have too. I was embarrassed and quickly adjusted to fix it. I talke

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Fashion show with 5-year-old co-workers

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Saturday, July 1 2017

I was in a rental house. I just stepped inside after being out for the day. I noticed that I kept my key in the door. The keyhole was on the inside. The key was hot because the handle was hot and it was hot outside. There were two young girls in the house. They were my co-workers Joanna and Claire, but they were little girls maybe 5 years old. They said they wanted to do a fashion show. I said OK. I went to my room and grabbed some clothes. They tried them on and danced. I thought it was s

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Something on my shorts?

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Saturday, April 29 2017

I was in a school library. There was a big chalkboard in front of me. I was standing in front of it. Had on my white shorts. There were a few other people there. The librarian walked in and looked at the back of my shorts. She said, "Hey, you've got poop on your shorts." I turned around and got embarrassed. I walked over to Meghan, who was sitting down. I said to her, "Look! You know that weird paranoia that I've always had? It's come true." I could see my r

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Different clothes while Meghan's family visits

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Wednesday, June 1 2016

Meghan and I were in my home, though it wasn't anyplace I've ever lived. It was a house or a large apartment. I went down the hallway to my room to change clothes. I put on a gray long-sleeve shirt and a yellow T-shirt over it. I walked into the living room. Meghan's mom and another one of her relatives were there. I realized I was wearing a dumb outfit, so I went back to my room to change. I took off both shirts and changed shorts. Now I was wearing plaid shorts and a single-colo

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Wearing no clothes in my old workplace

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Friday, October 9 2015

I entered the building where I used to work. I took the elevator to the sixth floor, where my old office was. The layout was different; it was much more roomy than it actually is. I saw my former co-worker Bob. We talked a little bit. Then I realized I was only wearing underwear. They were red boxer-briefs. So far no one else noticed, but I thought that would change soon. Some women entered through the elevators. I ran to the other hallway so they couldn't see me. I had several changes

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On the bus

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Thursday, February 28 2008

I was on a bus with a bunch of people who went to high school with me. We were coming back from a trip. The bus stopped in front of the high school, and people started getting out. I was waiting because I couldn't find my pants. I was wearing really small swimming trunks, but I had no idea where my pants were. I stood up and asked if anyone had seen my pants. No one had seen them. Then I asked if anyone saw Will Ferrell on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. A few people said they had, and we all l

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