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Magic beer cup at a ballgame

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Sunday, June 7 2015

I was at a ballpark and watching the gigantic screen. It was showing shots of the crowd. A foul ball flew into the crowd and landed right in a man's beer up. The man was Shia LaBeouf. He sat there for a while with the ball in his beer. He didn't know what to do. Then he grabbed the ball and held it over his head. Everyone cheered. Then I was in his place. I quickly drank the beer. But the beer started filling up again. Two of my friends at the ballpark were playing a prank on me. They

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I don't like this Ken Jennings book

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Thursday, June 4 2015

I was in the kitchen in what seemed to be the house I grew up in. I had a paperback book by Ken Jennings. The book was about dating and relationships. It opened with a drawing of the female reproductive system. It said one should familiarize oneself with the vagina very early in life. It said you'd failed if you hadn't by the time you were still in diapers. This angered me. I ripped the front cover off the book. I thumbed through the rest of the book, and it seemed like it was insu

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I have to help write a coffee table book by having sex

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Thursday, January 15 2015

A major league baseball team had to write a coffee table book about a rookie. Most of it was finished and printed, but I was assigned the last chapter. I wasn't on the team or even knew the player, so I had to act out parts to have material for the book.    I was now in a hotel room with a beautiful woman. I had to lose my virginity to her. What was strange was I knew I already had lost my virginity in a similar manner, but I had to do it again.    The woman d

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I make her mad

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Thursday, October 10 2013

I was waiting for a woman to finish work or something, and she came over to the building I was in. I only said a few things to her before leaving, though none of us was mad. I went back to my house in Kayenta. I was sitting in my house waiting for her to show up. I don't know why she had to show up twice. But this time I was anticipating her being mad. I had a plan of what I was going to say. I saw the lights of her car as she drove into the driveway (it was night). I stood up and away from the

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