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Ian Botham and the dog bite

Thursday, February 23 2006

Cricker Ian Botham was putting his signature to paper and then selling the results on to earn himself some money, and a dog wanted to bite his bollocks off. I found a rubber ball that wasn't quite round, but had a square corner.

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The laughing vet

Tuesday, November 15 2005

I stood at a door and was bitten by what can only be described as a weasel on two of my fingers on the left hand. Its teeth were like small, long metal rods. A vet got my hand free, but then the weasel bit again after the vet had gone back inside the room. He took an age to come back outside and get him off once more. Meanwhile, where were bloodstains everywhere. The thing is, I don't recall the bites hurting at all. The vet thought all of the above was rather amusing.

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The cat that got bitten

Monday, July 18 2005

A cat was rolling around on the floor and saying that it had been bitten. â??By what?â?? I ask. â??Don't knowâ?? it responds. â??Where, then?â?? â??In the garden.â?? â??Show me what the bite looks like thenâ?? I respond.

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Carrying a dangerous snake at arm's length

Wednesday, June 1 2005

How do I carry a snake without getting bitten? A hand to the middle and one near the head to keep it from trying to get at me? I tried but lost my nerve, and dropped it to floor and it went slithering into a hedge and then was accidentally kicked down a corridor.

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Bitten by a playful cub

Saturday, August 7 2004

I was pretending to be sleeping when my friends were watching. I had my head resting on a desk and I was talking in my sleep and swearing, then waking up. From here, I bet £20 on a series of races and lost. I was also in a locked room with a little cub that wanted to bite me. I had to pull away in case I got a playful bite. Mum was knocking on the door, but even though I told her I was in there, she continued to bang on the door.

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