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Bionic golfer

Thursday, May 17 2007

A female golfer with both an exceptionally long shot and a running speed faster than the human eye was cheating by hitting the ball way down the course and then running after it and placing it in the cup unnoticed.

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Otto cheats in a race

Saturday, May 20 2006

Sophie's dog Otto was running around an athletics track, chasing after a balloon that was tied to him and blowing in front of him. However, he cheated and did a short cut from one side of the track to the other. Then were out together. When it came to going home, she said I could take the car. When I looked at my side of the car the door was open, and not only that but the lights were still on. I considered calling Sophie on her mobile if I couldn't get the car to start.

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Winning a wrestling belt with outside help

Wednesday, June 22 2005

I had agreed to take on a wrestler in a bout, and he was bad mouthing me all throughout the build up. There was a belt at stake and I wanted to win so badly, I made a deal with a third wrestler that he would interfere in the bout and help me win, then later on he would win it from me. I wasn't too upset with the deal as I got one over on the mouthy one.

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A piano in a toilet?

Thursday, February 17 2005

I was playing pool with Gu and he had put a pink into a pocket for a foul. I had put too much chalk onto my cue tip and the balls on the table had little blue marks from this. All his remaining balls were now an odd shade of pink. Every time I went to play my shot I would look away and find the balls had been moved once more. Gu even played on when it was my turn. When I pointed this out he collected all the balls up and reracked them for another game. The pub had a piano installed near

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I'm a goalie

Sunday, May 4 2003

Playing for Aston Villa I believe, and I get a touch of the Grobelar's because I let the ball roll into the net, even though I could have saved it had I wanted to. My team mates are quite naturally a little bit peeved at my actions and accuse me of not trying. How could they be so cruel ;-) In the last few moments of the game my team get a penalty and seeing as there is nobody left on the field good enough to take it I step up and in my head, go through all that might happen.Will I plac

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