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Billy Connolly and Freddie Starr's practical joke

Thursday, May 18 2006

Billy Connolly and Freddie Starr had a practical joke in which an onion was coated in green sugar glaze. It worked best after people were drunk and didn't realise what they had bitten in to till it was too late. I was pulling up my jeans in public and wishing that I had some kind of privacy. I dog was hanging from a beam by rope. It wasn't in any danger but was there and being kept out of the way of any trouble.

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The joke water pot trick

Sunday, September 4 2005

I went down steps which had metal bars on the outside hand rails and quite fast too. There was a joke pot with holes that spurted water if not held correctly. The water was spilling all over me.

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Standing at the door in my jim jams

Saturday, December 25 2004

I come downstairs at midnight and I know there was something I had forgot. I ask a spirit to point out to me what I forgot and wait for something to happen like a video will start recording. Instead, ten work mates arrive at the door and ask if I am ready to go to a party. I put my foot in the front door in case it blew shut. I was going to tell Mum and Dad that I was going out once I was changed from out my pyjamas. I suggested that I shall go as I am, which got a big laugh.

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The lift joke

Wednesday, October 13 2004

I got into an extremely small lift with two friends. There was just enough room for me to press the up button. For a joke I asked, 'what direction?' As we went up I asked my other occupants not to move suddenly or the lift may break down.

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The oral sex joke in a dream

Sunday, April 4 2004

A woman died whilst performing oral sex on her man. When she got to heaven, she gets told that she is there by mistake. So it is decided that she ought to return to where she left off on this earth. 'as a woman?' she gets asked. 'No', she replies, with an evil look in her eyes, 'I want to see his face when come back as a gorilla.'

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David Beckam dream pt2

Wednesday, October 1 2003

I was standing in surroundings that reminded me of my schooldays. Rob and Koby were in this dream and Koby had told me some detail about Rob that I was not to repeat and only he could know when I told Rob my David Beckam details as per my previous dream. Rob arrived and so I began to tell him a part of the dream. Then I made a big mistake and mentioned the phrase 'cabin boy' which was to do with what Rob had said to Koby's ears only. Rob then knew it had been repeated to me. I could s

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