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Exploding plug

Wednesday, May 30 2012

I was at work testing electrical plugs. The word was that there was no power from the socket so it was down to me to fix. On phone now, and I was advising a colleague to plug in a usb plug and advised 'if this makes sound you will know it's wrong'. Well guess what? bang! A woman caught fire and I  laughed as if it was an act till realising it was serious and put her out with lots of water.

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How much?

Saturday, February 18 2006

I was in a chip shop and asked for a bacon roll. I was handed an empty and hot roll, save for a little butter, which I opened with my fingers and took a little bite from. The shopkeeper added a piece of bacon and then asked for £3. I laughed at the ridiculous charge and refused to pay. As others in the queue also found this funny, I realised I could hardly hear anything that I was being told. Earlier, I was watching a woman writing short hand, plus do a little signing to a deaf person.

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The job interview

Friday, December 31 2004

I got involved in a job interview by phone: 'Is that Neil?' said the man. A pallet crashes down and I hear the resulting sounds of breaking glass on my phone and we both laugh. He was reading from an application I had sent in but had the wrong information from another man's form. He asked for my National Insurance number so I read it from memory perfectly, and then I looked up to see the guy was at a desk in front of me so we put the phones down and talked face to face. I said that I wa

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Standing at the door in my jim jams

Saturday, December 25 2004

I come downstairs at midnight and I know there was something I had forgot. I ask a spirit to point out to me what I forgot and wait for something to happen like a video will start recording. Instead, ten work mates arrive at the door and ask if I am ready to go to a party. I put my foot in the front door in case it blew shut. I was going to tell Mum and Dad that I was going out once I was changed from out my pyjamas. I suggested that I shall go as I am, which got a big laugh.

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Margaret Thatcher the lineswoman

Tuesday, December 21 2004

Margaret Thatcher was a lineswoman at a football game and when she gave a debatable decision she said to all that 'the lady is always right', to which I replied 'not!' I was taking a phone call but couldn't hear what the other person was saying to me. There were two matches going on and both Arsenal and Manchester United made it to the European Cup final. I should have guessed then that it was a dream! Right at the end of the dream I was restaging a Young Ones sketch by placing my nose

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A boy on my tail

Friday, September 3 2004

I felt I was not on my own, and when I looked, I was being closely followed by a kid, who asked for drink. I said ok and he walked off into a shop to order but I carried on. He walked up to say 'very funny'! but I then replied that at no point did I say I would pay for the drink. We laughed.

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Strange Fruit?

Saturday, July 17 2004

Victor from Big Brother chases after a man and is arrested. He was after a spiv character from Cheers who laughed at him. Summertime, and the log-in is easy was being sung in the background.

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Under ground/ the cat

Tuesday, March 16 2004

Old and young alike are in the toilets at the London Underground, washing their hands in waist-high waters in corridors. I can see them from where I stand. They are in a hole in the ground. My old cat (Gunner) jumped onto my computer monitor, then somehow placed her lower paws onto my face, stretching herself as she did so. We both laughed. What I mean is, I laughed and she sort of made a smiling face that I assumed was a laugh.

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Ghostly room

Wednesday, March 26 2003

Not a particularly eventful dream but here goes: wherever I go in my dream I have a feeling that I am being watched. This dream feels ghostly and the feeling is strongest when I go to 'cold' spots in each room. I cannot help but laugh at the weirdness of it all.

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