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Lost in a restaurant

Wednesday, May 30 2012

My ex Danette went off in huff from an office and did not try and explain how we had split up seven years ago. I was trying to put on a coat after lunch in a restaurant. This proved to be too awkward for me as I tried reaching behind me to put my arm in my coat and went upstairs. On my way I met a woman coming downstairs. She asked me how to get to the main entrance. The funny thing was, even though I could see it from the top of the stairs I couldn't explain how to get there.

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Taking a dump at a restaurant table

Friday, January 22 2010

I was late for work one morning. Oddly enough, all my work colleagues failed to attend work that day and I found them at another work place where we were now employed. After a hard morning I decided to take a break and so walked to the nearest toilet, down a long and unlit coridor till I came to a big room with huge windows. The fact that everyone who wandered past could see in did not concern me on this occasion. On looking around I saw  a red coat with y

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Riding a bike to the chip shop

Friday, December 12 2008

I got on a bike and rode in to town after hearing that a man wanted to find a decent fish & chip shop. He seemed in a hurry or in a race of some sort and at one point took a wrong turn. My bike was on the point of falling to pieces as it creaked and groaned at every cycle. We both decided to eat at the shop, which had an extrordinarily good restaurant  attached. I was going to abandon the bike outside as it was so old, but had bought it in anyway and rested it against the

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Toilet restaurant

Sunday, September 7 2008

I walked into a restaurant that had a curious oddity: all the seats at each table were toilets. I looked for the furthest one on its own and prepared to sit down. At which point a man walked right over and wanted to sit down and use the one right opposite me.

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Dreaming of a dream

Wednesday, May 3 2006

I had a dream about having a dream and then recording it for the morning. Rather like I do when I wake up during the early hours. I was in a restaurant and staying around, waiting for friends to leave was I just passing through.

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The restaurant in the toilet

Sunday, September 18 2005

I was in a restaurant that was located next to toilet cubicles, though I didn't know this when I went to use them. I sat down and could see a table on the right of me with a couple sitting down. There was clear glass or even just a gap or window between us. I unbuttoned my leather coat as I sat there and hoped they were going before I got up, as I don't want them seeing me wipe my arse on the way out!

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The sloppy gravy story

Saturday, September 10 2005

I was counting the money at work and also arranging to get some lunch. I collected a dinner on a tray and was looking for somewhere on my own to eat. I soon gave up on this and found a table with one person so put my tray down there. I soon noticed that the table was sloping, and that my gravy was running off my plate and onto the floor away from my side of the table. I was getting everyone to look at this strange phenomenon but was just so mortified at these turn of events - particularl

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Reality TV of my arrest/my posh restaurant

Monday, December 20 2004

A woman accuses me of insulting her as I follow her. Later on I see her again and this time she quickly calls the police and steals my red book I bought on holiday in China as proof of me. IĆ¢??m feeling nervous of being interviewed by the police, and from here the events are being shown on reality tv. I can see the street that I live and see my house. Unknown to me till that moment, I actually live next door to the woman, and have a posh restaurant that is gathering dust that Dad is w

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Accused

Friday, July 30 2004

I went to a restaurant, paid for my meal, got wrong change of 2x five pound notes of a twenty. Woman took the money away and came back with a fiver. I said I needed 15 and she said I already had a tenner from earlier! Search me I said, I have no money on me. While she was away I told everyone around how I was going to give the place such a bad reputation and I might even cause breakages to the value of my missing money. After awhile she came back and we were in the kitchen. The cook sai

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