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The Forklift

Sunday, December 23 2012

I was driving a forklift truck forwards down an alley. I had come to a halt (the vehicle's fault, not mine) and three cars went past in a row. I knew they wouldn't get far because the alley was blocked at one end for traffic. While I waited for my vehicle to go I was tying my shoelaces for what seemed an eternity.  One of my friends from the football club was my boss, and he was being mean to me as I struggled with a key in a slot. Finally got the forklift moving and it was a struggle

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Ho hum, some sort of nudist camp

Monday, October 31 2005

I had a rather naughty sex dream with Beyonce Knowles, naked and on my bed. All kind of touchy- feely kind of things were going on ;-) This kind of fits in with a dream the other night in which all those in it were topless. Some sort of nudist camp, maybe?

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Falling from a great height

Monday, May 2 2005

I was falling from a great height from a plane after a ball and gaining fast. Just as it seemed the ball would bounce first, I grabbed it with my mitt. I've been watching too much baseball! I dreamed of sex, but I didnâ??t recognise the body of my partner.

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Getting undressed/sex in a cupboard?

Friday, January 7 2005

I was getting changed in a cubical when it was pointed out to me that my clothes were torn, so I undressed down to my shirt and noticed that my jacket was frayed and falling apart at the seams. I felt nothing but acute embarrassment at this. A couple can't sleep so the woman decides they need to have sex... In a cupboard. So she gets up, opens the door and steps inside with all the hangers while he rolls over and goes asleep!

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More Big Brother dreams

Monday, December 27 2004

Best mate's wife was in Big Brother and they were both sitting in front of me in a football stadium and Paul McCartney had booked a ticket for the game online. I had a famous female celebrity on my arm and I was going to get lucky that night!

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Britney is an Orioles fan?

Saturday, June 12 2004

Britney Spears was wearing a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt when I met her walking towards me. She was much smaller than I had imagined her to be. There followed some naughtyness on the part of the recently married/divorced little poppet, laying on the floor, and afterwards as she stood up a photographer raced over and started taking photographs of her arse!

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Ugly cats doing oscene things ;-)

Saturday, March 6 2004

I was wandering upstairs at work with no trousers, but with a long coat. Where were my jeans? The office ladies were laughing at something else during the dream. Two related cats were having sex in the road. Horrible-looking cats. Another ugly brown cat was being treated badly by a my mate Rob. I like cats, but these were UGLY.

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A little bit of privacy all around

Wednesday, March 3 2004

The first part of the dream I was watching on video (or so it appeared) a couple who were getting rather intimate, but had their child with them so they wanted sex but also wanted their child to go to bed. Also, looking for privacy in a toilet, except it was an open plan loo and I could not work out how to shut the door. The toilet bowl was like a pan I believe, so I moved the pan to where I was not being watched... etc.

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Under the white sheet

Sunday, February 1 2004

There was a man with a gun. He went upstairs to a bedroom and underneath a white sheet on a bed were a couple who were quite obviously fooling around.

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Big Mac unusual sponsorship

Sunday, August 17 2003

A certain fast food chain starting with M sponsored a student couple to go a given time without sex. On the day of this dream the date had finally arrived! Watching a marching procession from a vantage point high up. Two large groups of people are walking along a road with large banners at their head. They are invisible to each other but I and the crowds can see that the group at the back are catching up fast and may even collide with those in front.

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