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Smelly toilet and an arsonist

Wednesday, May 23 2012

So there I was at a new workplace where on my first day there was a big meeting just outside the toilets. The new boss was there with his teenage son, and it was he who mentioned how smelly the toilets were. 'oh well' said his dad ,' it doesn't matter'. The discussion was of extra work available, but those interested must say by 6.23pm on Wednesday. I was taking part in a tennis tournament doubles match. I had no hair and then it grew back quickly in the space of minutes. After the match I

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Bandaging a patient

Wednesday, February 29 2012

It fell upon me to bandage a patients' legs. I was not too keen on this because I had no experience at this line of work. I looked for the bandage and couldn't find anything suitable, so went to the toilet and found a hand towel instead. I went back into the office and was somewhat relieved to find that one of the senior admin staff had already began the job. I was a little concerned at this though, because I knew that the job was a smelly one. I left them to it.

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The smell of urine

Tuesday, April 21 2009

I was with friends, boarding a coach to go on an outing. I made my way to the back and went to sit down, but there was a funny smell of urine that made me think twice about doing so. I finally resolved to take my seat, and noted that a puddle had been mopped up.

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Margaret Thatcher the lineswoman

Tuesday, December 21 2004

Margaret Thatcher was a lineswoman at a football game and when she gave a debatable decision she said to all that 'the lady is always right', to which I replied 'not!' I was taking a phone call but couldn't hear what the other person was saying to me. There were two matches going on and both Arsenal and Manchester United made it to the European Cup final. I should have guessed then that it was a dream! Right at the end of the dream I was restaging a Young Ones sketch by placing my nose

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