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Toilet Dream Again

Thursday, January 9 2014

I had gone to the toilet at work and was doing what you do when I heard lots of businessman passing by the door. I paid them no heed but at some point must have glanced up to find the door not locked properly.  My guess is that someone must have seen me sitting where I was but chose to walk on by. I got up to lock the door and saw that the bolt was very flimsy and easy to come open. Afterwards I was talking to a niece and showing her a wad of foreign money. After giving some to her I notic

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Glass Toilet

Thursday, June 20 2013

I went in to a huge toilet facility, looking for an empty urinal where I did not have to talk to anyone. It was a circular building, with open plan baths for anyone who felt so inclined and toilet seats if you wanted to do so in full view of everyone else. I felt I had been there before, and found a spot I liked to unzip and do what I had to do. All *passed* uneventfully and I even had time to make a note that the urinal was made of glass. At that point I noticed a woman hanging around and I tho

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Odd Toilet Dream

Wednesday, April 10 2013

Rolf Harris was giving a talk in small enclosed area. To help with the presentation I was moving a number of wooden chairs, spacing them out just about perfectly till a man sat in the seat I wanted for myself. oh well. Now we come to one of my odd toilet dreams. These usually contain some detail on a door that is open or shut and being disturbed from what I am doing. In this dream I decided I was just going to pee on the floor and be done with it. This felt wrong but I did it anyway. I was

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Unfamiliar Work Dream

Wednesday, March 6 2013

  A dream of an unfamiliar work place but with work friends from ten or so years ago. It was getting on for lunchtime so I took a slow walk to where there was an eating area, giving myself enough time to arrive just on the hour. I was ushered into a side room that was larger than it appeared on the outside. In fact, it was cavernous. I sat down on a wooden bench that had a small hole for toilet and two wooden partitions to each side of me that I was attempting to pull from the left an

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I Am Robert Zimmerman

Saturday, February 9 2013

So now you know where the inspiration for all those songs came from. Bob Dylan was writing songs, except I was Bob, and I found that the only way I could get my inspiration was if I took my pen and paper to the bathroom, turned off the lights, lit a candle and then place it  in the empty bath like I used to do in the good old days - though I had to make sure not to catch my paper on fire when lighting the candle. Oh, and I had to sit on the toilet seats to write my songs.

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Another Toilet Dream

Wednesday, January 2 2013

I was looking for a toilet, and once I had found one and opened the door and gone inside, I was faced with another door to the toilet where there was little but clear panels surrounding the cubicle. I went back to the first door and locked that, but there was a small window where somebody might still be able to see through the second door to the toilet. So I had some privacy but not much.  I  went back to the toilet and it was then that it dawned on me that there was no toi

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Toilet Break By The Poolside

Saturday, November 10 2012

I was at work one day and taking a break, walked out onto a raised open air swimming pool with a 6ft drop all around. It was here that I found a toilet in the open on the concourse, so dropped the pants to use it. Things were going well till a swimmer came over a bit too close for comfort. I finished up, washed my hands in a fountain (spouting what I thought was an excessive amount of water). I was about to walk away when a middle-aged woman with a young child asks me 'a+b*5. What's

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Ringing Telephone

Saturday, September 1 2012

A co worker had the only toilet in the building, located in their office. I went in the room and shut the door,  then the phone rang. 'Let me in, let me in' my friend pleaded. He had left his mobile phone on the desk and was waiting for an important call. I came out and found another toilet in another building where I would not be bothered.

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Evil Ted

Friday, August 3 2012

This was a dream of an evil teddy bear. He (or it) had stolen the lives of 1000 other teddy bears and was wreaking havoc. His end came, as he sped through the house through heating pipes till being stuck down a toilet pipe. I decided to flush the toilet till the pressure became too much. He shot off through the pipes again, flying through the air till splashing down into a swimming pool dead. As he settled to the bottom, it became obvious what he had done with the other bears. They lay motio

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Night out with the boys

Thursday, August 2 2012

I was on a works night out and had a quick beer at work before getting home then back out to meet the others who were to meet me at a nightclub. It was raining and it came to me that if Mum give me lift I wouldn't get wet. I should have gone with others, and I had to wear a suit. Rows of rough and tiny toilet/changing rooms some with grilled windows. Truck stop drivers were using as toilets, which was quite disgusting because everyone (me included) peed into plastic containers at their feet

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