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The peeing hide and seek contest

Friday, May 11 2012

I was in a garage taking part in a peeing/hide and seek contest. I got so far, unloading into a trough before I was caught. This outraged me as I believed there was no way I would be found. My brothers were nearby, and they found some discarded LP's in the garage and were discussing Robin Trower and other guitarists. I thought to myself what do they know? They're saying names not knowing what their music history is!

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No toilet, so...

Monday, April 2 2012

Okay, my dreams involve a lot of looking for, though not the actual act of using a toilet. This dream had me looking for the toilet, not finding it, and deciding to just 'go' in the room I was in. So... I found a trunk, locked the door and had just started to 'flow' when my Dad came in unanounced. I finished in mid stream so to speak and pretended I was looking in the truck. I came to the conclusion that someone had done the same thing before because there was an inch of yellow

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The French service station

Saturday, August 30 2008

I had stopped off at a service station on the way back from a holiday. I was travelling with Sophie by coach and had only a limited amount of time to use the toilets. As I was standing at the urinals (which was a long wall which was set back a little way from my standing space in a dimly lit huge room) I stopped what I was doing because I saw that there were in fact figures between me and the wall. I waited till everyone had gone before continuing  -  and spent over a minute just

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At an old workplace

Thursday, November 9 2006

I had a dream in which I was at a former workplace, looking at how it was being bought to a close and everyone moved out. There were people I used to know there and I talked to the boss who I used to know. Then I needed to use the loo, so I went in and noticed it was like a turkish toilet. The boss then came in, accidentally urinated over a colleague and said sorry! Afterwards, I realised I should have been at my current job, so phoned to say that I was delayed an at the hospital.

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Another use for a seat

Saturday, August 19 2006

I was at work on a Sunday, and people were about. I couldn't find a toilet so I was peeing into a bucket seat, of which I could cigarette ends aplenty floating on the surface. Somebody had already *used* the seat before me.

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The Noel Edmonds dream

Wednesday, April 19 2006

I was at a TV show hosted by Noel Edmonds. Friends of mine were there, but I had to walk out when I learned that they were going to heckle him with events from his past. I went to urinate but the friends followed me to convince me to go back. One of them jumped in a bath of urine, still wearing his jeans.

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The smashed up toilet seat

Monday, January 23 2006

I was about to have a shower and afterwards use the toilet. However, a man had been in before and had trashed it by smashing the seat so that it was all buckled and broken. I went to urinate into the bowl which had brown powder inside that become liquid on contact. I was also naked in parts of the dream and felt I had to explain my actions.

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Using the sink for another purpose

Friday, May 13 2005

I was in Pittsburgh, going to the toilet and looking inside the cubicles to see which one was the best looking. Curiously, there were no separating doors once inside the main cubicle door, and I could see out through other doors at people looking back in. Then a friend walked in who I know from London and I was genuinely surprised. The toilets were filthy & dirty and for some reason I began to pee into the sink. My friend told me he had no hotel to stay at. We were then at a bar and disc

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An expensive Sunday newspaper

Wednesday, April 20 2005

I was going on a long walk to the toilet and picked the furthest urinal to do my business in, and then came back to my table with friends. More people had come in to the toilet as I left, which for some reason I found to be quite curious. I then went to buy an early edition of the Sunday newspapers, but they were way overpriced and I told the seller so after debating if I was going to pay the extra for something I could get cheaper in a few hours anyway. He wasn't that bothered, but I bo

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The toilet in the middle of the room

Friday, December 31 2004

I went to the upstairs toilet in a pub with my umbrella still dripping and all I could see in the gents was a big square box in the middle of the room. Well what is a boy to do? I urinated into the box and as I did so out from an adjoining room came a friend of mine.

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