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A postman's toilet dream

Friday, February 24 2012

So there I was, looking for a toilet as per usual. I really must look out for toilets as my dream sign in future. But anyway I digress. I was trying to find a toilet in town and had come across a a Royal Mail post van. I don't know why, but I decided it would be a great idea to get in the passenger side. It was while doing this that I discovered that the driver's side had a toilet seat instead of a regular seat, so I quite naturally decided I ws going to use it to my advantage. Then I thought to

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Gold urine

Saturday, August 14 2010

I want to be quick over this dream. The less I think of it the better:-   I was using the urinals in a public place and there didn't seem much privacy as men and women were walking past. I was *ahem* having a tinkle but found that there was no flow going on. It was at this point that I noticed a blockage (the good old cheese wheel) which when squeezed let out a cute gold ring. Gold urine followed to my amazement.   My mother was close by, and when she saw the ring she let out a gas

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The smell of urine

Tuesday, April 21 2009

I was with friends, boarding a coach to go on an outing. I made my way to the back and went to sit down, but there was a funny smell of urine that made me think twice about doing so. I finally resolved to take my seat, and noted that a puddle had been mopped up.

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Me - warned for being a pervert?

Monday, October 23 2006

I was walking home in my nightgown with a can of drink in my hand. I had peed into it and was making sure that I didn't get my 'friend' caught inside on the sharp hole. I didn't do my underwear up properly and left my hand inside the gown. As I continued walking, a schoolgirl shouted out at me "Don’t you dare do anything with your hand", and I could see what she meant but that was the last thing I wanted to do in view of children! From here on I tried to make it obvious I was getting my h

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A faulty printer, and a large urinal

Tuesday, May 11 2004

There was a printer with three heads. When I used it, the top and bottom of the pages were ripped and frayed. Nobody else cared about this. There was a urinal the size of a bath with baby clothes in it, which I did my business all over. Then I put more clothes in on top.

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Toilet dreams again

Wednesday, August 6 2003

I seem to spend most of my dream world in the toilet. In this dream I had an argument with my younger brother and his mate Graham for using the computer in my room upstairs. I left them still in there and went into the toilet and peed thick yellow liquid, with the word 'lemon' in my mind as I did so. From here I was in the park and saw a dog taking a dump on the pathway. I was extremely irritated at this.

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