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John Lydon the odd-job man

Wednesday, April 24 2013

  A white van went past me in the street and I heard radio presenter Danny Baker saying that if John Lydon had not met ... he would have been painting next doors gate now. Wondering who ... could be? I was waiting in a cafe for a taxi to collect me. After waiting ages it was now getting late and the owner announced 'sorry, they cannot collect you after all'. I was annoyed, but what could I do? I  went to catch a bus because I still had time, though I was now wearing my navy dr

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Vandals

Wednesday, May 16 2012

I was watching as a huge hole was dug in a field. It was large enough to put a van in and cover it up, which is in fact what happened. I was with Sophie and we decided it was going to be a great idea to collect rocks and stones from the garden and then throw them at the windows before it was buried. I imagined the noise this would make and the shocked reaction from anyone who heard.

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A postman's toilet dream

Friday, February 24 2012

So there I was, looking for a toilet as per usual. I really must look out for toilets as my dream sign in future. But anyway I digress. I was trying to find a toilet in town and had come across a a Royal Mail post van. I don't know why, but I decided it would be a great idea to get in the passenger side. It was while doing this that I discovered that the driver's side had a toilet seat instead of a regular seat, so I quite naturally decided I ws going to use it to my advantage. Then I thought to

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Big red shoes

Wednesday, January 24 2007

The boss had bought me some red shoes made of soft material that didn't quite fit me. They arrived in a big van delivered to my house. Actually they were nowhere near to fitting me as I measured my foot up against one of them. I asked for a better fitting pair.

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The record robbers

Friday, September 16 2005

I was facing the electric chair for doing wrong, but the county sheriff was trying to clear my name. A removal van was parked up outside a house, and when I looked closely I saw that they were in fact robbers who were stealing the occupants record collection.

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Climbing the stairs of a police station

Wednesday, July 27 2005

I entered a vacated police station and climbed up a flight of stairs to use their phone for mischievious purposes, such as to leave a phone calling long distance to run up a huge bill. Before I got to the top the stairs started shaking so I held on tightly to the rails andd made my way downstairs to get into a waiting police van that became a bus, dropping people off at stops

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Waiting for food

Saturday, December 18 2004

I was waiting for the sandwich lady to arrive at work so I could collect some food for lunch. When she arrived, I walked with others towards where her van usually parked, but instead there was a long line of workers taking part in a vote. One shouted out to find where we were going, but we continued on. I said that I knew who I would have voted for: ME! And that got a big laugh.

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My room, a parking space

Saturday, October 16 2004

My next door neighbour parked his white van in my bedroom in front of the TV. He got out of the car and went to leave the house, embarrassed that he had to interupt me in what I was doing. I asked if he felt disorientated and he smiled and said sorry.

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Agency work

Tuesday, October 28 2003

,y job involved driving a woman to work. I was told she would not have to be long at a house and then I would drive her home. However, she took a long time about her business and when I told her I was not getting paid for overtime she still failed to show. I decided to drive home without her and with this, she got concerned and left what she was doing to come back to the car. Meanwhile, I was having trouble with the vehicle, a van that had troublesome number plates. I had to attach t

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Day off sick

Sunday, July 20 2003

I had a day off work sick, but during the day I drove a van around delivering parcels. I came to a familiar place and then realised I had to deliver a parcel to my own workplace. I saw a couple of my friends and was trying to explain to them how I came to be doing another job but I couldn't. Also, I was driving around doing this job with my mum, except she was much younger and with dark red hair. A couple of those I work with were being nosy and asking about her and what she was doing w

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