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A holiday in India

Thursday, May 31 2012

I went on holiday to India on the spur of the moment. It was such a last minute job that I hadn't even booked a place to stay when I landed and made my way out of the airport. I should have realised this was a dream because a thought occurred to me as I stood on a concourse. How did I get through customs without having a passport on my possession? I set off and soon came to the conclusion that in India there were no hotels and therefore no place to stay. I was going to have to slum i

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Unfriendly Otto

Thursday, May 31 2012

Otto was playing a game of running through the drains. I went to grab him at which point he made a run at me in an unfriendly snarl. I grabbed his lead and then got him under control as he jumped up at me. After this bit of fun I walked him with Sophie by a factory wall to a flea market in a car park.

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Exploding plug

Wednesday, May 30 2012

I was at work testing electrical plugs. The word was that there was no power from the socket so it was down to me to fix. On phone now, and I was advising a colleague to plug in a usb plug and advised 'if this makes sound you will know it's wrong'. Well guess what? bang! A woman caught fire and I  laughed as if it was an act till realising it was serious and put her out with lots of water.

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Lost in a restaurant

Wednesday, May 30 2012

My ex Danette went off in huff from an office and did not try and explain how we had split up seven years ago. I was trying to put on a coat after lunch in a restaurant. This proved to be too awkward for me as I tried reaching behind me to put my arm in my coat and went upstairs. On my way I met a woman coming downstairs. She asked me how to get to the main entrance. The funny thing was, even though I could see it from the top of the stairs I couldn't explain how to get there.

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Cranberry juice/windy day in London

Tuesday, May 29 2012

We had bought a red carpet for the new house, but I had spilt cranberry juice all over it. Ooooops. This did not worry me as much as it should have, but I went off to get a cloth or tissue to soak it up before Sophie noticed. In this dream there was an all round issue about me being clumsy and unable to look after myself. Last night I had drunk cranberry juice for the first time in ages. From here my location changed to what could only be described as a garage or aircraft hangar in London

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Eric Sykes

Tuesday, May 29 2012

  I went into a toilet cubicle that had a metallic urinal tray running along the back so you could sit or stand if you know what I mean. I decided to stand up. A man came to the right of me and this so surprised me that I stopped what I was doing. It was the late great Eric Sykes and he was peeing away so I said for the sake of something to say' why does that happen at inappropriate times?'. He replied with something along the lines of 'could happen to anyone'. What a guy. Funnil

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When the levee breaks

Monday, May 28 2012

Led Zeppelin were waiting to catch a flight out of town. Their plane was the last to leave the airport before a huge flood hit town. And I was sitting in some kind of an open area with benches. It may have been outdoors. The news was good: I'd won a bet but the bad news was that the loser was a bit sour about the latter and was paying me in foreign coins. No matter to me as I took them anyway. Some were Belgian and more than one was looking like a biscuit. They may even HAVE been bis

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Big Match

Saturday, May 26 2012

There was a squirrel in my bed. Hmmm very strange, but I had a fear it was going to gouge me so I kept well clear. My other dream of the night concerned a game of football that I had attended. My team were in a big final and our fans were outnumbered 10 to 1 by the opposition. The team were unnerved by this and were quickly two goals down. I was walking on pitch side when it came to me that I ought to jump over a 10ft metal fence to get back to where my friends were standing. There were al

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Boring man alert

Friday, May 25 2012

Attending a demonstration of health products, there were containers filled with all kinds of colours and ointments lined up on a display table. A helpful assistant asked me to take a seat and someone would come and give a presentation to me. However, she must have forgot to tell anyone for nobody came back. I  had to make a quick exit from the clutches of a boring man. Trouble was, I was wearing no trousers. Awkward to walk away in my underpants! I had to return to where my black jeans

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Joe Walsh LP dream

Friday, May 25 2012

In a record shop, going through row upon row of choice music. I found something I liked and put it on top of some other records to purchase later. Then I saw a Joe Walsh LP called Lifemask. Had to have that too. So I picked up my other choice and it was at this point that a 7" single in a Polydor Records sleeve came loose from above me and I was trying not to drop it and get it back in its paper cover whilst juggling the LP to keep it from falling to the floor. Now, I know Joe Walsh has nev

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