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Evil Woman

Wednesday, August 16 2017

An evil woman is killing off people. I'm in a relationship with her. Oh, and I should mention she's also midget-like and riding a 2ft high wheel-based vehicle. To kill her I'm spraying acid directly from above and when I feel bolder I go closer and continue to direct the spray in through a grill at her to finish the job off.

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Nottingham

Tuesday, August 15 2017

I was in Nottingham and had been visiting the cricket ground at Trent Bridge. Now I was heading back into town by bus and was distracted by a passenger/friend who was looking at a map on my phone and was trying to get directions to somewhere or other. I could see a huge pair of shoes outside a shop and all I could think was how a big pair of shoes would solve all my problems. They must have been 6ft in size.

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Writing Down A Kinks' Song

Monday, August 14 2017

I was typing the Kinks' Village Green Preservation Society lyrics into my phone to send to a friend. He kept interrupting me as I did this and I never quite got to the third line before I awoke. So some of the lyrics went thus: We are the Sherlock Holmes English-speaking Vernacular. God save Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula. We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity. God save little shops, china cups, and virginity.

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Travel Dreams

Sunday, August 13 2017

I was on the outside seat of a coach with Sophie directly behind me, rather than sitting next to me. The woman sitting next to me told me she had a cold chest in a pointed manner as if it was my responsibility to sort the temperature out for her. I turned to look at Sophie and she gave me THAT LOOK. The next dream of the night had me heading from the coast into London on a day when all trains were said to be booked up in advance,  so nothing was meant to be left. Well I proved that ass

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The Bribe

Friday, August 11 2017

I had arrived at an overseas customs with a tour party and on way into the country had bribed entry with 500 bottles of wine. This sneaky trick bit us on the bum on the way out as leave cost 1,000 bottles. In the middle of all this I couldn't find my mobile phone and was getting quite agitated as to how I hadn't noticed it was missing all the time. Then in a later dream I was looking at what I can only describe as a castle which had unsafe foundations on one corner that had worn awa

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Spice Girls

Thursday, August 10 2017

I was walking along with a pink carry bag which I think had 'Spice Girls' written on the front. I felt foolish to be using an item designed for little girls, so was trying to hide the logo as I carried it rather than have it over my shoulder. I boarded a bus and was sitting in a corner and trying to hide what I was carrying under the seat.

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France

Monday, August 7 2017

I was staying in France and whilst there it was pointed out to me that I had a suitcase of chocolate in a drawer to take back to the UK, along with some football match tickets. Then I was walking to my doctors and not remembering where it was located. I climbed a flight of steps and found the waiting room was in semi darkness. I was 5 hours early for my appointment but now I was working there so it didn't matter.

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Test Results

Sunday, August 6 2017

A man was faking his hospital results (for reasons not known) and when a reference number on an issued printout was turned sideways the numbers 600616 could be read as GOOGLE. I know in the cold light of day they don't, but in the dream they sure did. I was also chasing after a small feathered bird down a corridor that settled on the floor but nobody dare pick it up in case it flew away again.

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Live Aid 1989

Friday, August 4 2017

Don't let the fact that Live Aid was in 1985 ruin this dream. Was Rod Stewart even there? I was at an obscure non league football match and had with me a bag of old newspapers. There were men behind me having a shower and a man took out one of my newspapers that was from 1989 that featured Rod Stewart, and asked why he was in the paper till I showed the front story which had a skeleton of children and news of Live Aid that Rod was apparently taking part in.

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Off To Work

Friday, August 4 2017

I was heading to work on the top deck of a bus when it occurred to me that I wasn't sure where I was meant to be going. I'd been asked to go to one of the other locations to my main office and I had forgotten where it was or how to get there. All I knew was the nearest tube station so I got off there. I never did make it to work as I was now in a corridor and looking for a hotel room.

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